Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
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Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
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You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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