i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
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Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
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I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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