She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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