we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Randomize
