if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
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She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
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Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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