he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
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one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
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I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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