.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
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