Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
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will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
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You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
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