Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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