I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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