I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
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This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
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i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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