: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
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She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
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WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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