So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
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Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
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Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
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