therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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