i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
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