Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
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He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
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Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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