I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
someone get that fucking seahorse.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
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What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
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You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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