Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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