...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
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What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
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wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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