her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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