yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
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Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
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But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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