I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
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he quoted the bible to break up with me
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
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Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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