fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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