question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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