I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
How naked do you want me to be?
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