I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
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Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
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He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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