My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Randomize
