I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
We had to coat check the pizza.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
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