Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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