You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
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Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
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Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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