dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
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I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
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the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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