is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
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You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
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Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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