So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
i now understand why vodka
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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