I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
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The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
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If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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