C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
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Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
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Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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