respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
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It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
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So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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