He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
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It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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