i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
