I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
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