That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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