Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Randomize
