your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
