So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
do herpes really smell.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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