Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
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