You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
It's not a walk of shame if you run
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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