I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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