So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
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When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
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Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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