bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
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