just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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