would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
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I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
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Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
I have fence marks all over my body
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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