you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
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and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
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She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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