she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
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I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
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Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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