Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
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I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
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I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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