But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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